We Must Support Al Franken

I support Al Franken in whatever he decides. But I want him to stay in Washington. ‘Stuart Saves His Family’ changed my life, no joke. His books, including ‘Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot’ & ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them’, are the shit. Not to mention his SNL stints. Plus, I dunno, what he’s been WORKING FOR as a high profile senator in league with the PROGRESSIVE movement. If women truly need protection from Al Franken for being a ‘glom’, and no ‘glom’ can ever be in the leadership of the Democratic party, then we might as well just hand the keys to the Nazis. How many women did Joe Biden ‘glom’? Isn’t Joe the ‘great hope’ for 2020? Didn’t they want him to run in 2016? WAKE UP DEMS! You are going to decimate your already milquetoast talent pool with this shit. Who wants to join the purity police? NOT ME, JACK!

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB, BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS!

Just keep it up with this METOO purge and you will see, to quote the great Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, “This is not going to go the way you think!”